Tuesday, January 13, 2009

This is exactly why I started this blog

In one episode of Futurama, the main character Fry marries a mermaid but runs away after discovering she doesn't have a vagina. It's one of the off-putting things about The Little Mermaid. How do mermaids have sex? And why do they have breasts, anyway? Ariel even has a belly button. What the fuck?

However, even more disturbing than speculating about li'l Ariel's sexual organs is speculating about Ursula's.

If she were more human, there would be a vagina in the center of her tentacles. If she were more octopus, there would be a beak. Which one is there? Neither?

Both?

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